前沿拓展：
英语笑话带翻译
Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let’s watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。
1.经典爆笑英语搞笑冷笑话，初中一同学英语奇烂。状态好的时候，26个英文字也会数出28个来。我不懂，就问原因。他说，他是用手指头数的。我看他背到W的时候，手指跟着声音就是“达、不、溜”。。。结果最后就是28个了！
2.搜索关注天天一笑笑网看更多冷笑话，一女同事，瓜子脸，长腿细腰，还算女神吧，昨天，她老公给她送饭，也没说话放下就走了。 ……… 一新来的男同事问:刚才那男人是谁啊？ 她回答说:送外卖的。新来同事又问:怎么沒给钱？她说:不用给，晚上陪他睡一觉就好了。新同事瞬间凌乱地看着她，沉默了。 第二天，这个新男同事给她带了午饭！ 还是三菜一汤。
3.我：天上一天地上一年，那牛郎一年才见的到一次媳妇儿，对织女来说却是每天都可以见到丈夫。哇，牛郎相思之苦好惨啊！朋友：牛郎一年只用拿出一天陪媳妇儿，织女还觉得他每天来陪自己，简直完美好嘛！！
4.今天早上到楼下吃早餐忘带钱了，打电话给我姐来赎我，我姐派了我6岁多侄儿来！你能想象众目睽睽下他拿着5块钱拍在桌子上然后对我说：走吧，败家娘们！时我的心情么。。。。。。
5.客服：亲，衣服收到了感觉怎么样？室友：挺好的，穿上帅炸了，女友都觉得配不上我，刚分了手！学校食堂一个个子很高的男生端着一碗汤从我面前经过，很挤，所以我离碗很近，我怕汤撒我身上，然后我就喝了一口。
6.好像比打麻将有趣多了，妈妈喜欢打麻将，可是后来我出生了，妈妈为了我也为了整个家庭，毅然决然的放弃了麻将，因为她觉得，好像打我比较有趣。
7.老公：老婆，你驾照也考下来了，朕带你去看车。老婆满脸兴奋，跟着老公就去了，老公带着老婆逛了宝马，奔驰，路虎，保时捷各种好车的专卖店。老婆都泪崩了，这辈子没白嫁啊！出来后，老公：老婆，看见没，以后这些车你都别撞啊！
8.一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨：我近来很不正常，吃什么拉什么，吃黄瓜拉黄瓜，吃西瓜拉西瓜，怎样才能恢复正常呢？医生沉默片刻，那你只能**了。
拓展知识：
英语笑话带翻译
英语笑话带翻译100字
英语笑话带翻译100字一：
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, Apple-Six for five cents. An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.How much are the apples? he asked the store.Six for five cents.But I don't want six apples.How many apples do you want?It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic.What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic? asked the man.Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you.Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.
比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。有一天，在上学路上，比尔经过一家水果店。该店窗户上有个招牌上写着：苹果–五美分六个。比尔脑筋一转，进了店门。苹果怎么卖?五美分六个。但我不想要六个。你想要几个?这不是我想要几个的问题。这是个数学问题。数学问题?你说这话是什么意思?你看，如果六个苹果五美分，那么五个苹果四美分，四个苹果三美分，三个苹果二美分，二个苹果一美分，一个苹果就不要钱。我只要一个苹果，如果一个苹果一分钱也不要的话，那我也就没必要给你钱了。比尔拣了一个好苹果，开始吃了起来，然后兴高采烈地迈出了店门。那个售货员吃惊地望着这个小男孩，一句话也说不出来。
英语笑话带翻译100字二：
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”农民回答说：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢!”
英语笑话带翻译100字三：
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned.""You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long.""Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一对年轻的’夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”“你说话了!你说话了!”他的妈妈嚷道。“我真高兴!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢?”“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“每件事都很正常啊。”
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前沿拓展：
英语笑话带翻译
Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let’s watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。
1.经典爆笑英语搞笑冷笑话，初中一同学英语奇烂。状态好的时候，26个英文字也会数出28个来。我不懂，就问原因。他说，他是用手指头数的。我看他背到W的时候，手指跟着声音就是“达、不、溜”。。。结果最后就是28个了！
2.搜索关注天天一笑笑网看更多冷笑话，一女同事，瓜子脸，长腿细腰，还算女神吧，昨天，她老公给她送饭，也没说话放下就走了。 ……… 一新来的男同事问:刚才那男人是谁啊？ 她回答说:送外卖的。新来同事又问:怎么沒给钱？她说:不用给，晚上陪他睡一觉就好了。新同事瞬间凌乱地看着她，沉默了。 第二天，这个新男同事给她带了午饭！ 还是三菜一汤。
3.我：天上一天地上一年，那牛郎一年才见的到一次媳妇儿，对织女来说却是每天都可以见到丈夫。哇，牛郎相思之苦好惨啊！朋友：牛郎一年只用拿出一天陪媳妇儿，织女还觉得他每天来陪自己，简直完美好嘛！！
4.今天早上到楼下吃早餐忘带钱了，打电话给我姐来赎我，我姐派了我6岁多侄儿来！你能想象众目睽睽下他拿着5块钱拍在桌子上然后对我说：走吧，败家娘们！时我的心情么。。。。。。
5.客服：亲，衣服收到了感觉怎么样？室友：挺好的，穿上帅炸了，女友都觉得配不上我，刚分了手！学校食堂一个个子很高的男生端着一碗汤从我面前经过，很挤，所以我离碗很近，我怕汤撒我身上，然后我就喝了一口。
6.好像比打麻将有趣多了，妈妈喜欢打麻将，可是后来我出生了，妈妈为了我也为了整个家庭，毅然决然的放弃了麻将，因为她觉得，好像打我比较有趣。
7.老公：老婆，你驾照也考下来了，朕带你去看车。老婆满脸兴奋，跟着老公就去了，老公带着老婆逛了宝马，奔驰，路虎，保时捷各种好车的专卖店。老婆都泪崩了，这辈子没白嫁啊！出来后，老公：老婆，看见没，以后这些车你都别撞啊！
8.一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨：我近来很不正常，吃什么拉什么，吃黄瓜拉黄瓜，吃西瓜拉西瓜，怎样才能恢复正常呢？医生沉默片刻，那你只能**了。
拓展知识：
英语笑话带翻译
英语笑话带翻译100字
英语笑话带翻译100字一：
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, Apple-Six for five cents. An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.How much are the apples? he asked the store.Six for five cents.But I don't want six apples.How many apples do you want?It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic.What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic? asked the man.Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you.Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.
比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。有一天，在上学路上，比尔经过一家水果店。该店窗户上有个招牌上写着：苹果–五美分六个。比尔脑筋一转，进了店门。苹果怎么卖?五美分六个。但我不想要六个。你想要几个?这不是我想要几个的问题。这是个数学问题。数学问题?你说这话是什么意思?你看，如果六个苹果五美分，那么五个苹果四美分，四个苹果三美分，三个苹果二美分，二个苹果一美分，一个苹果就不要钱。我只要一个苹果，如果一个苹果一分钱也不要的话，那我也就没必要给你钱了。比尔拣了一个好苹果，开始吃了起来，然后兴高采烈地迈出了店门。那个售货员吃惊地望着这个小男孩，一句话也说不出来。
英语笑话带翻译100字二：
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗?”农民回答说：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢!”
英语笑话带翻译100字三：
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned.""You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long.""Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一对年轻的’夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”“你说话了!你说话了!”他的妈妈嚷道。“我真高兴!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢?”“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“每件事都很正常啊。”
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